Crab Grab Shark Teeth
Crab Grab's Shark Teeth snowboard traction pads are the bee's knees, the cat's meow and other vaudevillian catch phrases that mean AWESOME. Made from genuine nurse shark teeth, Crab Grab humanely farms these sharks in a top secret remote location and gives them the highest quality living conditions given that they're sharks. Of course these aren't actually made from shark's actual teeth, they're actually made from Crubber; Crab Grab's top secret blend of materials. Crab Grab's Shark Teeth are Scott Stevens' pro model traction so you should probably get them because, Scott Stevens.
No actual sharks were harmed in the writing of this product description nor in the production of Crab Grab's Shark Teeth traction pad.